I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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