Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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