i just wanna soil my oats bro
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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