he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
