Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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