I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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