But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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