You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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