And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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