how can u be prego again
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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