Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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