Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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