I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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