yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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