do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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