piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
4 words: hood of his car
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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