Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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