So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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