Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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