Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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