everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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