Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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