Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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