Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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