Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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