we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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