I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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