Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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