he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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