guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
