Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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