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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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