I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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