I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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