I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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