Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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