He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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