Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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