real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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