The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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