I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
