I feel like abortions should bother me more
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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