Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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