I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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