It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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