piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can't believe i had my finger in that
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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