i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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