i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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