thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Floor bacon is actually really good
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