..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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