lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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