your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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