How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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