i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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