Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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