just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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